Showing posts with label quirky stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quirky stories. Show all posts
Sunday, 5 September 2010
weird and wacky story award.
Ardi Rizal's in Two-year-old who smokes 40 cigarettes a day …….puffs away on a toy truck.
weird and wacky story award 3
Lecter in his part in a Hannibal killing … whilst in jail:
France’s “Hannibal Lecter” said Wednesday a sexual urge drove him to kill his cellmate and “curiosity” about the taste of human flesh led him to cook and eat a lung he ripped out of the corpse. He said he flew into an “uncontrollable” rage after his victim gave him a “dirty look” on January 2, 2007 after he ordered him to wash his hands after using the toilet in the tiny cell they shared with a third inmate in Rouen. He said that after pummeling his victim, he took a pair of scissors and plunged it into his back, neck and chest a dozen times before holding a plastic bag over his head “for five minutes” to make sure he was dead. Then he decided to eat Baudry’s heart for his evening meal. “I take a razor blade and I open his chest. I plunge my hand in and I take out what I think is the heart but which in fact is a piece of lung, which I put into a Tupperware container,” he told a transfixed courtroom. “I did it out of curiosity to see what it was like to eat human flesh,” said Cocaign. “What is terrible is that it (the lung) was good,” Cocaign told him, according to his testimony. “It has the taste of venison. It is tender. What I did I like doing.” “No one was listening to me,” the detainee said. “I took action, and then they took me seriously.” Totally crazy and a nut-case! This guy needs to be put in solidarity confinement for the rest of his life.
France’s “Hannibal Lecter” said Wednesday a sexual urge drove him to kill his cellmate and “curiosity” about the taste of human flesh led him to cook and eat a lung he ripped out of the corpse. He said he flew into an “uncontrollable” rage after his victim gave him a “dirty look” on January 2, 2007 after he ordered him to wash his hands after using the toilet in the tiny cell they shared with a third inmate in Rouen. He said that after pummeling his victim, he took a pair of scissors and plunged it into his back, neck and chest a dozen times before holding a plastic bag over his head “for five minutes” to make sure he was dead. Then he decided to eat Baudry’s heart for his evening meal. “I take a razor blade and I open his chest. I plunge my hand in and I take out what I think is the heart but which in fact is a piece of lung, which I put into a Tupperware container,” he told a transfixed courtroom. “I did it out of curiosity to see what it was like to eat human flesh,” said Cocaign. “What is terrible is that it (the lung) was good,” Cocaign told him, according to his testimony. “It has the taste of venison. It is tender. What I did I like doing.” “No one was listening to me,” the detainee said. “I took action, and then they took me seriously.” Totally crazy and a nut-case! This guy needs to be put in solidarity confinement for the rest of his life.
weird and wacky story award 2
Fat man and his belly button in: 'smuggling the coke'
A 400-pound man faces a drug charge after Florida authorities plucked a bag of crack cocaine from his belly button, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday. Deputies stopped Gregory K. Vandyke, 47, of Sebastian, Fla. about 11:05 p.m. Tuesday after he ran a stop light. The man said he was coming from Vero Beach, but the deputy reported spotting him "coming off of 58th Court, a known drug area.” A sheriff's dog "alerted" on Vandyke's 2001 Ford Ranger, and investigators found a small amount of powder cocaine in the vehicle.” Vandyke was advised that bringing a controlled substance into the jail was an additional charge," the arrest affidavit states. "At that time Vandyke told me to check his belly button. “That, investigators report, is where Vandyke had squirreled away a small plastic baggy of crack. He later said he buys $20 to $30 of the drug one or two times a week and uses the crack to help with pain.
What a belly...
A 400-pound man faces a drug charge after Florida authorities plucked a bag of crack cocaine from his belly button, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday. Deputies stopped Gregory K. Vandyke, 47, of Sebastian, Fla. about 11:05 p.m. Tuesday after he ran a stop light. The man said he was coming from Vero Beach, but the deputy reported spotting him "coming off of 58th Court, a known drug area.” A sheriff's dog "alerted" on Vandyke's 2001 Ford Ranger, and investigators found a small amount of powder cocaine in the vehicle.” Vandyke was advised that bringing a controlled substance into the jail was an additional charge," the arrest affidavit states. "At that time Vandyke told me to check his belly button. “That, investigators report, is where Vandyke had squirreled away a small plastic baggy of crack. He later said he buys $20 to $30 of the drug one or two times a week and uses the crack to help with pain.
What a belly...
weird and wacky story award
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Little puppy:with his role in ‘being flushed the toilet by a little boy.’
He was eventually rescued by plumbers after firefighters were unable to rescue him. The drama unfolded after four-year-old Daniel Blair decided that his pet cocker spaniel “needed a wash” after getting muddy during a family walks. His mother Alison, 40, checked the drain outside – and heard the dog whimpering - so immediately called 999. But as the fire brigade was unable to reach him she called Dyno-Rod, a plumbing company. Plumbers used a special camera to locate the puppy – lying upside down in a pipe 20 yards away under a neighbor’s house. They then gently nudged him towards the nearest manhole cover where they were able to reach him and take him to safety.
Miss Blair told the Daily Mirror:
"Daniel told me it had got muddy so they put it in the toilet and pulled the chain to give it a wash. I ran into the bathroom but the dog was nowhere to be seen. I assumed it was dead.
"I went into the garden, managed to lift up the drain cover and was amazed to hear him crying.” Miss Blair, of Northolt, Middlesex, called the fire brigade and RSPCA but neither could get him out. Daniel has since apologized. He said: "I had to give him a wash. I'm so, so sorry. I won't do it again."
Little puppy:with his role in ‘being flushed the toilet by a little boy.’
He was eventually rescued by plumbers after firefighters were unable to rescue him. The drama unfolded after four-year-old Daniel Blair decided that his pet cocker spaniel “needed a wash” after getting muddy during a family walks. His mother Alison, 40, checked the drain outside – and heard the dog whimpering - so immediately called 999. But as the fire brigade was unable to reach him she called Dyno-Rod, a plumbing company. Plumbers used a special camera to locate the puppy – lying upside down in a pipe 20 yards away under a neighbor’s house. They then gently nudged him towards the nearest manhole cover where they were able to reach him and take him to safety.
Miss Blair told the Daily Mirror:
"Daniel told me it had got muddy so they put it in the toilet and pulled the chain to give it a wash. I ran into the bathroom but the dog was nowhere to be seen. I assumed it was dead.
"I went into the garden, managed to lift up the drain cover and was amazed to hear him crying.” Miss Blair, of Northolt, Middlesex, called the fire brigade and RSPCA but neither could get him out. Daniel has since apologized. He said: "I had to give him a wash. I'm so, so sorry. I won't do it again."
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